Saturday 19 May 2012

Our 66th slice of toast - PB and onion

Grace now has a bulk 2.26kg peanut butter supply - quite silly. But necessary. Today, we were combining it with sliced raw onion. Red onion was the obvious contender. Does anyone have raw white onion? It's a bit harsh on the face. It doesn't just attack the taste buds does it - it soaks through the top of the mouth and gets all behind the face and then flows out through the nose whilst you are left crying in to the chopping board, cook's knife in hand considering just ending it all. Not nice.

So we popped it on and found this to be a potential double danger. Consumers of this slice run the risk of suffering from both the chin slap dangle (CSD) or upwards face slap (UFS). And during the eating procedure, I myself became a victim of the UFS, whilst Grace herself became a victim of the CSD. Between us, we were able to take these hits to raise awareness for all you PB and onion toasters out there. The topping was nice though, I found the onion complemented the peanuts quite well. Grace didn't like it at she detests raw onions in any shape or form. Not that they taste different with shape, unlike sandwiches which obviously taste better in triangles. She says she would have liked it if it was onion chutney, but that's competely different. So a silly thing to say really.

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